Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Fart Story

Got this from SMS:

Somebody farted during the Royal Comission Inquiry...

Inquiry office asked Tengku Adnan first: "Did you fart?"
Adnan replied: "You must be mad..."

Office then asked Dr M: "Did you fart?"
Dr M replied: "I don't remember. Anyway it's my prerogative to fart. I don't have to tell anyone.

Officer also ask Eusoff Chin the same question.
He replied: "If someone attribute it to me, I cannot prevent him."

Finally, officer asked V K Lingam:" Did you fart?"
Lingam replied: "Sounds and smells like mine.... but it's not mine!"

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